Listen, I'm all for Cubs management trying extra hard to change almost a century without a World Series championship, but Carlos Zambrano getting a 5-year, $91.5 million contract extension today is insane for a pitcher. Zambrano is a top-notch pitcher, but the guy's never won a Cy Young or even 20 games in a season. Now that this deal is official, you just know that Johan Santana is the happiest man the planet right now.
